You know you're a Homeschool Mom....... Author unknown!

You know you're a homeschool mom when....

you ask for, and get, a copier instead of a diamond tennis braclet for your anniversary.

your husband can walk in at the end of a long day and tell exactly how the science experiment when just by looking at the house

you never have to drive your child's forgotton lunch to school

the only debate about the school lunch is who's gonna fix it

the only drugs at school are Tylenol

your formal dining room looks like an office supply store

you have meal worms growing in a container...ON PURPOSE

you can't make it through the produce section of the supermarket without asking your preschooler the name and color of every vegetable

grocery shopping is a math/home ec/statitics project

AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITES:

talking to yourself is a PTA meeting

you take a teacher in-service day because the faculity needs clean clothes

the teacher and principle kiss in the "faculity lounge" and no one gossips

your honor student can actually read the bumper sticker you have on your car about him

YOU LIVE IN A ONE-HOUSE SCHOOLROOM!